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Gather round.
Stay loud.
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E-4 Mafia Tee
Black Gildan tee for junior-enlisted survival, questionable taskings, and getting voluntold.
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Blue Falcon Tee
For every unit's favorite snitch. Wear it loud; deny everything at formation.
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Mandatory Fun Tee
Nothing says morale like a calendar invite, a forced smile, and a black Gildan tee.
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Good Idea Fairy Tee
For when the little winged menace shows up with one more brilliant task at 1630.
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Beardos Tee
For the facial-hair faithful. Regulations optional. Sass mandatory.
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Ranger Candy Tee
For the ibuprofen believers. Take two and ruck on — medic horse approved.
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Gather Round. Stay Loud. Tee
The rally cry for tall tales, loud people, and anyone allergic to a quiet huddle.
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Classic Logo Tee
Soft classic tee with the Horseshoe Round Me badge up front. Close enough only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and this shirt.
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Dad Hat
Embroidered badge. Low profile. High sarcasm.
$35.99 Shop hat →
We're not here to thank you for your service.
We're here because we did the same dumb stuff, signed the same paperwork, ate the same brown bag of regret, and somehow lived to make fun of all of it.
Served, got out, or just put up with someone who did? You're in the right formation.
The only formation you'll actually want to make.
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